arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

joel and i’s ship name would be heymans

get that tattooed on your buttcheeks kids

i ship you and joel

its happening

gowithgodsatan:

the truth is you could slit my throat
and with my one last gasping breath
i’d apologize for bleeding on your shirt

50shadesofsolkat:

skrillidex:

mom, dad, im roosterteeth

the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese

thanks

i got my new fav shirt today